Funny and Cute Fathers Day Quotes & Memes

It’s the time of the year where we celebrate and cherish our dads, though we should do it all year round, this day is marked as extra special. We’ve gathered some funny fathers day memes or sayings. These funny fathers day memes are based on sayings of famous celebrities and also famous fathers.

These funny fathers day memes and quotes are based off the 17th century; others were uttered just last week. Some are so classic you’ve likely read or heard them before; others are more obscure. Barack Obama and William Shakespeare are quoted here; so are Louis C.K. and even Jay-Z. But they all have one thing in common: they all celebrate fatherhood.

1.“I think back to the day I drove Michelle and a newborn Malia home from the hospital nearly 13 years ago—crawling along, miles under the speed limit, feeling the weight of my daughter’s future resting in my hands. I think about the pledge I made to her that day: that I would give her what I never had—that if I could be anything in life, I would be a good father. I knew that day that my own life wouldn’t count for much unless she had every opportunity in hers.” —Barack Obama

2. “My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work.” —Steve Young

3. “The only way I can describe [fatherhood]—it sounds stupid, but—at the end of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, you know how his heart grows like five times? Everything is full; It’s just full all the time.” —Matt Damon

4. “What makes the best father in the world to me is that he’s there, not just there in a way that’s traditional. The emotional support he offers his children is immeasurable.” —Jada Pinkett Smith

5. “It’s chaos at times, but there’s such joy in the house. I look and there’s our boy from Vietnam and our daughter from Ethiopia, and our girl was born in Namibia, and our son is from Cambodia, and they’re brothers and sisters, man. They’re brothers and sisters and it’s a sight for elation. We have the capability to give a child a home, and let me tell you it’s selfish, too, because the reward has been extraordinary.” —Brad Pitt

6. “Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.” —Anne Geddes

7. “I just sit there and make up songs and sing to [my son] in gibberish. I’m very good at gibberish now.” —Elton John

8. “During the sole argument we had when [Chelsea] was in high school, the subject of which I don’t even remember, I looked at her and said, ‘As long as you’re in this house, being president is my second most important job'” —Bill Clinton

9. “He has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch.” —Chelsea Clinton

10. “There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” —Jim Gaffigan

11. “I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.” —Louis C.K.

12. “I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask.” —Will Arnett

13. “Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you’re 12, but every day.” —Mike Myers

14. “My father would lift me high / and dance with my mother and me and then / Spin me around til I fell asleep / Then up the stairs he would carry me / And I knew for sure I was loved.” —Luther Vandross

15. “Years ago we used to play / He used to laugh when I ran away / But when I fell and hurt my knee / He would run to comfort me / and the pain would go away.” —The Monkees

16. “The older I get the more I can see / How much he loved my mother and my brother and me / And he did the best that he could / And I only hope when I have my own family That everyday I see a little more of my father in me.” —Keith Urban

17. “I imagined the hard things that pulled us apart / Will never again, sir, tear us from each other’s hearts.” —Bruce Springsteen

18. “The most amazing feeling I feel / Words can’t describe what I’m feeling for real / Maybe I paint the sky blue / My greatest creation was you.” —Jay-Z

19. “It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.” —Friedrich Schiller

20. “I decided in my life that I would do nothing that did not reflect positively on my father’s life.” —Sidney Poitier

21. “I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.” —Harry S. Truman

22. “The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” —Tim Russert

23. “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” —Mark Twain

24. “If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a 50 percent chance of being right.” —Bill Cosby

25. “Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” —Jon Stewart

26. “I’ll never forget the moment I became a dad. It’s hard to describe—that level of responsibility, the desire to give such joy, the clarity: Nothing is more important than this.” —Tom Cruise

27. “I’m probably the most uncool guy that [my daughters] know—as far as they are concerned anyway—‘cause I’m Dad. I mean dads just aren’t cool—especially when I dance! They don’t want me to dance.” —Tim McGraw

28. “I’ve never been part of anything so great as those three kids.” —Al Roker

29. “My sisters and I can still recite Dad’s grilling rules: Rule No. 1: Dad is in charge. Rule No. 2: Repeat Rule No. 1.” —Connie Schultz

30. “I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren’t trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom.” —Umberto Eco

31. “I’m so proud of you that it makes me proud of me. I hope you know that.” —John Green and David Levithan

32. “A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” —Gabriel Garcia Marquez

We hope you enjoyed these funny fathers day memes and quotes as much as we did.